2 Line WhatsApp Status Oct 2017 – Updated on Feb 2019

Change is the only constant.

The problem is not the problem, The problem is your attitude about the problem.

If you see someone without a smile give them yours.

I realize there’s something incredibly honest about trees in winter, how they are experts at letting things go.

Everyone is special – for someone special. #My #life #My #Thoughts.

Time is the precious waste it wisely.

IT’S VERY DIFFICULT TO B GREAT. LOSERS PROVE THIS POINT CONTINUOUSLY.

He Is Very Poor Because He Has Only Money…Cool

I FELT LIKE AN ANIMAL, & ANIMALS DON’T KNOW SIN, DO THEY?

YOU CAN’T BURN ME.

Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile…Smile, please…!!

Every problem comes with a solution, but my GF doesn’t have.

BUY MY ALARM CLOCK & YOU WILL SLEEP SOUNDLY.

Your looks don’t make u Beautiful, it’s the person inside who makes you beautiful.

The best dreams happen when eyes are opened…

In “Success” all depends on the 2nd letter.

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Sunday, please fix it!

After Monday & Tuesday, even calendar says W T F..(WhatsApp, Fb, Twitter)

#People with status don’t need status.. #

I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. ..They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete…!!

When I was born…DEVIL said..”Oh, Shit..!!!! Competition

We all r born to die don’t feel more special than me…

The only way to do great work is to love what u do.

Every problem comes with some solution. …..If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl!

Math Rule-: If it seems easy, you are doing it wrong.

When I was born. The devil said,”Oh Shit! Competition!!!

I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However I am the superhero for my GF.!

Save water & drink beer…cool…

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman..!!

Train your mind to see good in everything…

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker…!

Hey, there Whatsapp is using me…

Don’t compare yourself to anyone in this world… if u do so, u are insulting yourself…

Beauty Fades After A Time, But Personality Is Forever!

No matter how strong of a person you are, there’s always someone who can make you weak.

If a hug tells you how much I love u, I would hold you in my arms forever.

If people are talking behind your back, Be Happy that U R The one in front…

IF LIFE IS NOT SMILING AT YOU, GIVE IT A GOOD TICKLING.

Life is too short to worry about stupid things. Have fun, fall in love, and regret nothing.

Mistakes are proof that you are trying…

Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money…

In Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It’s Because Mom Knows What Love Is,… And Dad Knows What Boys Are….

People say me bad…..but trust me I am the worst!

I don’t need to explain myself because I know I’m right.

Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off…

“Dream” as if you’ll live forever.Live as if tomorrow is the last one…

I am not your type. I’m not inflatable.

A good laugh and long sleep are 2 best cures for anything

Galileo-Great mind!…Einstein-genius mind!…Newton-Extraordinary mind!….Bill gates-brilliant mind…..ME-Never Mind!.

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